![]() ![]() Here, then, is a studied comparison between the greatest roles of these two leading ladies.ġ. The only way to determine the victor in the quiet riot of snap and counter-snap is to do what the ancients in Athens did: compare filmographies and decide on this basis who deserves to be listened to. We decided to use science, magic, and a combination of the two we’re calling “scagic” to understand who to root for in this bare-knuckled bone-crunching breakdance between an Academy Award-winning performer and a guy who once talked about his penis on international broadcast.įor this reason, and this reason alone, have I quit writing my “Prayer of Jabez” fanfiction-my greatest pleasure in this mortal life-and turned to this crucial issue. It’s our public duty, and we aim to fulfill it bigly. In other words, we need to decide a winner. We of the press take our job seriously: all human conflicts must be broken down into simple narratives of victory and defeat. To this day, the humans have won-just barely, though. We have been known to pit reporters against swift-footed horses and given the prime writing spots to whomever has come out on top. Readers, here at Paste, we play no favorites, not even with our children: may the strongest win. Sunday night saw a classic Hollywood dustup at the Golden Globes, as award-winning actor Meryl Streep went toe to toe in a diss-fight with well-known fellow actor, Donald Trump. … and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not… and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives… ![]()
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